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Did u know that a condom had a serial number?

I see, never had to unroll one that far.

Bobby 23/05/2002

Q . why dont wiches wear underwear
A . To get better grip on the broom

Q . what do you call a bleach blonde standing on her
head?
A . a burnette with bad breath.

Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?
A . beat it we are closed

This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood infront of the mirror and said i wish my dick could touch the floor and his legs fell off !

G Robinson 27/05/2002

Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE?
A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?

there were two men riding horses.one of the men looked over and saw a naked lady bathing in a pond.so they stop to watch her.after a few minutes the first guy gets ready to leave,so the other asked him why.the first guy said''''well,my mother once said that if I look at a naked lady for more than five minutes I will turn to stone.'''''''' a man went to the doctor to complain about his penis.the doc said what seems to be the problem?the man said well my penis is orange and I don't know why.the doc looked at the man and took some test.he had no idea what was wrong with the man,so he asked him what he does on a daily basis,the man said''''''well I eat cheetos and watch porn all day''''

Michelle 13/05/2002

A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green.
The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany.
When she said yes the doctor said
"Well tell him his ear rings aren't real gold!!!"

Tony 13/05/2002

Q. Why did God give women more brains than cows?
A. So that when you pull their tits they don't shit the floor.

Fatsoferret 9/05/2002

Did you ever blow bubbles as as child?
yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

what's white , smells and can be found in panties?
Clitty Litter!
what do u say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes In Tight!

Michelle 30/05/2002

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

Paul Smith 14/04/2002.

Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

Grant King 20/04/2002

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